Identity Crisis

On the eight minutes drive home from church today: (Try to keep up):

Daniel: "Mommy, I'm going to turn this van into a helicopter so we can fly."

Mommy: "Ok baby, that sounds fun."

Daniel: (Whooshing noise to turn van into helicopter.) "Ok Mommy. Will you be the pilot?"

Mommy: "Sure - I'll be the pilot."

Daniel: (Whooshing noise to turn Mommy into a pilot). "Ok Mommy, now you're the pilot. Pilot?"

Pilot: "Yes Daniel?"

Daniel: "Can we go super fast please?"

Pilot: "Sure, Daniel." (Makes super fast zooming noise.)

Daniel: "You know, pilot, we are going to the park later!"

Pilot: "That's cool, Daniel!"

Daniel: "And there are lots of... um, Pilot... can you turn into Mommy again for a minute?"

Pilot: "Sure."

Daniel: (Whooshing noise to turn pilot into Mommy). "Mommy, will there be animals at the park?"

Mommy: "Yes - some chickens and roosters, probably."

Daniel: "Ok can you be the pilot again?"

Mommy: "Sure."

Daniel: (Whooshing noise). "Hey pilot! there will be animals at the park Probably chickens and roosters!"

Pilot: "That sounds cool!"

Daniel: "Do you want to go with us to the park? Wait... um ... can you turn into Mommy again?"

Pilot: "Sure."

Daniel: (Whooshing noise to turn pilot into Mommy). "Mommy, can the pilot come with us to the park?"

Mommy: "Sure, Daniel."

Daniel: "Mommy, can you be the..."

Mommy: "Yes Daniel." (Whooshing noise to turn self into the Pilot). "I'm the pilot."

Daniel: "She says yes, pilot! Um, Mommy... can you just be Mommy again?"

Pilot/Mommy: "Yes! Gladly!"